This was a test I did on myself to see how my new latex molded exposed teeth looked. I also proud to announce that I have started an Indiegogo campaign to get my first short film underway, It’s Always Bloody” under a fancy new production name Unlikely Dead. I hope you guys give it a look, if you like what you see, share it! If you share it enough, you could be lucky enough to get your screen name added to the honorable mention portion of the credits! There are also some pretty sweet ass incentives for donating! It’s August or bust!


PatrickxDecay VS ZENIFY

So, for those of you who may or may not know, Im going to be involved with a zombie musical called “Zombietopia” that, once finished, will have premiers in both Austin and Houston, so do be on the look out! Ill be doing all the makeup, so far Im the only makeup artist they have approached that they really like. Check it out on facebook at 


“Zombietopia, an off off Broadway play about how I met my zombie boyfriend… Don’t fight the feeling” 


This was from the Apocalypse Ball, featuring the Zombietopia Dancers

I also wanted to try out some directing and writing of my own, so I’ve written a series of shorts that I intend on filming and putting on youtube as kind of a viral video type of publicity campaign, so please like, favorite, or suscribe to us! We will do the same! It is called Patient Zen and will include things like a catchy jingle for Zenify, the zombie drink that helps them retain human function, the failures of experiments, true love, hate, zombie racism, religion, and of course ZOMBIES. There is a sample video on the youtube channel I made for it, check it out! 



ZENIFY is a drink in the world of Zombietopia that I plan on centering the webisodes around.

I’ve also been asked to do makeup for a political fund raiser for the Houston Press the first friday of September, as well as a role participating in the skit, as it is politically involved, we are trying to look homeless and really nasty, so we are going to have some fun. Im thinking there will be around 15 zombies between 3 makeup artist, so yay! I hear the mayor, politicians, and all the Houston Big Wigs are going to be there…. but not the small wigs. lol


Are you ready for this, Houston Press Club’s 62nd annual Gridiron Show??

Last, but not least, check out my etsy store as I am having a sale! See if some of your favorite items made the cut, and see if Ive added anything else you like! Interested in how I make some of my effects? I sell packs of gelatin with everything you need for the first layer of 3d effects. Makeup not provided! Zombie clothing, accessories, clutches, hair pins, horror pillows, personalized caricatures (sent through email with a high resolution) and severed zombie ears are all available at the store at reasonable prices! Find my store at



That’s all, folks. Please visit any of my sites and check them out, and favorite them if you will! Ill try and keep everyone updated!

PatrickxDecay VS Thats some BS TTG

I just read that the second episode from telltale’s game The Walking Dead will finally shamble its way to consoles truthfully by the end of june… but for some reason XBLA gets it on wednesday while PSN, who offered $20 subscriptions, has to wait till figgin friday to download it! ARE YOU SERIOUS?? I  feel jilted and if it weren’t for the fact that I love TWD Id have bailed on the game a long time ago….  but I must admit THE GAME IS GOOD. Just stop spoiling it for me and lemme play it. 


TTG is on my shit list forever now, and I hope they finally know the release dates now. If this happens again for episode 3, I doubt people could take it… they were almost foaming at the mouths over on the telltale boards



waiting till friday…. when we are the ones supporting you the most… thats some bs

Biting Off Way Moar than I can CHEW

I’ve slowly noticed that Im not that shut in that I used to be anymore, with each month I seem to be moar and moar busy! Not to brag or anything, I just want to mention a few upcoming events that Im very interested in, as well as some personal goals Im going to be setting for myself as well, so I hope you’ll cheer me on or at least STAY OUT OF MY WAY, lol. 

First, I want to start out with the fun stuff. I work as a staff member for The Houston Zombie Walk, THE best and most well organized charity benefiting three great Houston charities and we are always doing something! Pub crawls, zombie walks, or even just handing out fliers, I usually find myself partially busy with this cause! I design fliers and postcards for them or any other organizations we work with that I know are non-profit free of charge and It just makes me happy that my contribution is well received. 


Not just that, I have been graced to meet some really bad ass friends and get back in contact with a few people Ive lost over the years, and two of them have birthdays the same weekend, and being the great yet cheap ass friend I am, Ive decided to zombify them in a sketch then paint them a small portrait of that! July the 13th the wife and I will be attending a 3 day celebration with new friends at Crystal Beach, and its going to be friday the 13th camp crystal lake style!!! Im gonna bring props, and signs, and and and…. I aint gonna tell!! We’ll be camping on the beach the first night, then renting a hotel room the second, and on the third day  we are all supposed to meet at the birthday girls favorite bar, which is perfect because its located on the way home!


Its been a long time dream of mine to have my art shown in an actual gallery, and with Kyle Fu and Zen Art Space, my dreams may be coming true! For 10 dollars, Ill have the ability to hang 3-5 works up in an actual gallery located in the Galleria mall in Houston! WOOOOO! Kyle is also interested in The Houston Zombie Walk, and he also mentioned bringing up a collaboration one day with them! 

After July passes, Aug 4th is going to be the balls because of the Apocalypse Ball! Im pretty sure Ill be volenteering that night as well, and its sure to be fun with all that is being offered! Modern dance, burlesque, and even fire dancing will be on the menu, as well as actual food and drink! Ill be sure to let everyone know how it goes!


Not to mention the fact that I have 2 concerts coming up, Coheed and cambria with Iron maiden, and the uproar festival with godsmack and Papa Roach, to name a few, but Borderlands 2 is coming out in September, Resident Evil 6 in October, and of course, the huge zombie walk oct 27th at jones plaza. Busy busy


Now, it cant all be fun and games. While all this is going on, I have to learn how to drive behind the wheel of a car competently to remove any restrictions on my liscense, Im working thru my personal demons and finding out I just might be bipolar, and Im studying to try and start school in the fall. Ive come a long way, but im barely at the half way point… I just need that extra push. Im sure Ill make it if I have all that other great shit to look forward to.



I really hope to spend time with my friends, zombifying them or regaling them with tales of when we’ve had our fill of bread and wine… maybe I can get a few friends together for the 4th of July. Who knows. Do you guys have any plans? Are they better than mine?